Archive for the ‘Chickens’ tag
Funny MI laws!
You may not swear in front of women and children in the state of Michigan.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
Clawson
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Detroit
Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
Grand Haven
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
Harper Woods
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Kalamazoo
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
Rochester
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
Soo
Smoking while in bed is illegal.
Wayland
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
A woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
Clawson
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Detroit
Alligators may not be tied to fire hydrants.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose. According to history and animal husbandry, it prevents them from "rooting" in the ground for their food.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
Grand Haven
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
Harper Woods
It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets.
Kalamazoo
It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend.
Rochester
All bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police.
Soo
Smoking while in bed is illegal.
Wayland
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
The Chicken — just for fun
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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>BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was
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>time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
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>JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road
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>because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and
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>dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the
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>road.
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>?
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>HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped
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>that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes
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>me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that
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>every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to
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>cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
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>GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken
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>crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on
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>our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either again st
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>us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
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>DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
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>COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can
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>clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the
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>road.
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>BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
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>What is your definition of chicken?
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>AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
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>JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the
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>road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross,
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>and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am
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>not for it now, and will remain against it.
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>?
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>DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken
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>won't realize that he must first deal with the problem
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>on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on
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>the other side of th e road. What we need to do is help him
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>realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
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>current problems before adding new problems.
>
>?
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>OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
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>problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad.
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>So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and
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>take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give
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>this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road
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>and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
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>?
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>?
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>ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a
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>chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to
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>the other side of the road.
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>?
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>NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's
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>guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
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>?
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>PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking
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>American.>
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>MARTHA ST EWART: No one called me to warn me which way that
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>chicken was going. I had a standing order at the
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>Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped
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>to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
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>information.
>
>?
>
>DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
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>with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it
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>crossed I've not been told.
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>?
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>ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
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>?
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>BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few
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>moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the
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>first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a
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>serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's
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>lifelong dream of crossing the road.
>
>?
>
>ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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>?
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>JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
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>roads together, in peace. Yaha aaaa. . .
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>?
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>?
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>BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will
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>not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
>
>documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is
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>an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much
>
>more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.
>
>?
>
>ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or
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>did the road move beneath the chicken?
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>?
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>COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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>
>
>
>?
>
>BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was
>
>time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
>
>?
>
>JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road
>
>because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and
>
>dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the
>
>road.
>
>?
>
>HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped
>
>that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes
>
>me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that
>
>every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to
>
>cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
>
>?
>
>?
>
>?
>
>GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken
>
>crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on
>
>our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either again st
>
>us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
>
>?
>
>DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
>
>?
>
>COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can
>
>clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the
>
>road.
>
>?
>
>BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
>
>What is your definition of chicken?
>
>?
>
>AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
>
>?
>
>JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the
>
>road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross,
>
>and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am
>
>not for it now, and will remain against it.
>
>?
>
>?
>
>
>?
>
>DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken
>
>won't realize that he must first deal with the problem
>
>on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on
>
>the other side of th e road. What we need to do is help him
>
>realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
>
>current problems before adding new problems.
>
>?
>
>OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
>
>problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad.
>
>So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and
>
>take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give
>
>this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road
>
>and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
>
>?
>
>?
>
>ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a
>
>chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to
>
>the other side of the road.
>
>?
>
>NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's
>
>guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
>
>?
>
>PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking
>
>American.>
>
>MARTHA ST EWART: No one called me to warn me which way that
>
>chicken was going. I had a standing order at the
>
>Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped
>
>to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
>
>information.
>
>?
>
>DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
>
>with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it
>
>crossed I've not been told.
>
>?
>
>ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
>
>?
>
>BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few
>
>moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the
>
>first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a
>
>serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's
>
>lifelong dream of crossing the road.
>
>?
>
>ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
>
>?
>
>JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
>
>roads together, in peace. Yaha aaaa. . .
>
>?
>
>?
>
>BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will
>
>not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
>
>documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is
>
>an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much
>
>more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.
>
>?
>
>ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or
>
>did the road move beneath the chicken?
>
>?
>
>COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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