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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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>BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was
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>time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
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>JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road
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>because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and
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>dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the
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>road.
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>HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped
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>that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes
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>me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that
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>every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to
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>cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
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>GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken
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>crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on
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>our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either again st
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>us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
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>DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
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>COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can
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>clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the
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>road.
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>BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
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>What is your definition of chicken?
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>AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
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>JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the
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>road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross,
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>and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am
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>not for it now, and will remain against it.
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>DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken
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>won't realize that he must first deal with the problem
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>on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on
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>the other side of th e road. What we need to do is help him
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>realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his
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>current problems before adding new problems.
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>OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having
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>problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad.
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>So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and
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>take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give
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>this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road
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>and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
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>ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a
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>chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to
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>the other side of the road.
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>NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's
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>guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
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>PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking
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>MARTHA ST EWART: No one called me to warn me which way that
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>chicken was going. I had a standing order at the
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>Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped
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>to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
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>information.
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>DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it
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>with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it
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>crossed I've not been told.
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>ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
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>BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few
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>moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the
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>first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a
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>serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish it's
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>lifelong dream of crossing the road.
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>ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
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>JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing
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>roads together, in peace. Yaha aaaa. . .
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>BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will
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>not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
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>documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is
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>an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much
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>more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.
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>ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or
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>did the road move beneath the chicken?
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>COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
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